Hello fromma de jessboss massif! Can you believe this scheize? We're finally back on track after 100 days nedetid onna de booh selecta intanet!! With tjukken himself back in Norvegia, it's time for some mountainrelatert action again. Last weekend cranked up one offa de brennjhelvetes heftigaste schneefalle inna de history offa de massif flatland golflandscapes offa de Beitostaulen. After a lifetime with orre steikje ka bratt brattkjøring togetha with brattbønna aka krattbønna aka fjelltrynet, the whole jessboss massif is now to old foh da shceize steepness dat keep da brattmasta aka fjellrønna aka brattkølla alive. We have now moved our 2008 jessboss massifness base to da mountains in øystre slidretrynet: Beitostølen. 

Despite short varsel, there was no lack offa de entiusiasm among da jessbossas gearing for avreise onna de fredag aftanoon. "TjukkeTjukken "aka Ola cranked the Jumpy up to max speed (ca. 95 km/t) togetha with Dag aka "Speedmachine" aka "Slowmachine" aka "Posemasta" aka "Mistaløvaløva-hmmnnhh". Inna de car a few hours behind, stuck in traffic and missed 14 hyggebeers inna de hytte togetha with da two abovementioned bosses; Erik aka "Tekno" aka "Tech-No" and Lars Arne aka "Shangri-La" aka "Angry-La" aka "Happy-La" aka "Onkel-innji-helvete-ka-dyrt" aka "Onkel-faen-steikje-mej-20-krone-for-en-kaffiiii" aka "Onkel Blå" aka "I Kapitulera". 

Togetha we were one extremely happy jessboss massifness family! Booooohh selecta!

As pictures speaks even louder dan brøling, check em out!

Rasta!

One offa de tjukkeste backflips ever produced inna de oystre slidretrynet!  

The jessboss massifness hyggehytte.

 Strictly fromma de gay pride parade. Jess it's pink and it's boss! Booohhh!

Selecta.

Scheize amounts of snow on sataday mørning! Afte Shangri-La was finished cleaning up the hytte after the hygge the night before, he climbed up onna de roof and shouted: I kapitulera isssjjjeee!!

 Tekno rip V-style

 føkkings mej the most technical sett best turn offa de day. After first being happy-la, shangri-la turned into angry-la and then - after this turn - came back as happy-la. Massif. 

 We also met one offa de longest running westkant bosses inna de jessboss history: Ecern aka dopfel punch inna de snow. He has obviously changed slightly his way of skiing since the last time we slided down the moutain. Rispect for creativness! 

It's the nu one! Steepmachine!!  

 Nighttime hyttejibbing inna de fyllj. Tech-nix.

 The most happy angrymasta! Shangri!

 Everyone tried to get Day aka Steepmachine to jump fromma de roof as well, but he maintained this position all night. He explained that he likes very much to pose and look cool, cause dats what the gals like. Tjukken tried to get him smiling, but it was impossivel... I need to work on my posing skills! I'm looking cool for it!!  Please take a picture offa me!! Can you please sell it to a girlmagasin? Don't be shy for it!! I'm posing for it! So I said: just Go for it!! Make a move for it!! Don't be lazy for it!! And he said: I'm flexing for it!! I'm fliritng for it!! So i tried with: Play with the camera for it!! PLAY for it!! Don't hesitate for it!! 

AAAHHHHH!!! 

We'll come back with more sane stories later boss.

Rasta.