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Thursday, 07 June 2007
TjukkeOla and StoreMartin reports live and kicking witha da full effect fromma da United States of Bush!

While Erik Iglesias, Angrypøkk and Jarley davidson still searches for snow in Norway, Tjukken continues his travel fromma de land of hygge and max gass on alle arenaer (Brasil) to the land of max useless attitude and brutal behavior (USA aka USB). California claim 300 sunny days a year... Tjukken and Storen offa da course arrived a Los Angeles aka No Angels shrouded in fog. The panic was to take and feel on as we cruised around in Santa Monica and Venice beach with the convertible fully rooftop-mounted.

Didn't panic too long though.  As we continued our journey to Santa Barbara aka Sant Rabalder the heat haze disappeared, waves came rolling, off-shore howling and roopftop went down!

Check out the pimpmasters rollin' Cali! It's massif!!

 

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Yeah. Arriving Santa Barbara aka Sant Rabalder inna de ait style - shirts on, cab-style and the V8 engine rollin! It's just to sad that StoreMartin have serious problems driving the car and at the same time looking cool...

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Everything is big inna de United States of Bush - even the beaches are of enormous proportions.
Santa Barbara looking North.

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Santa Barbara looking South.

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Found this guy out onna de pier. He was arrested only a few minutes later because of jayfishing aka gayfishing and sentenced to death. It's pretty strict here with Bush and Arnold running the shit...

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Back in LA we aimed straight for Santa Monica beach. StoreMartin aka NoAssStaxrud found this position and maintained to hold it for 4 consecutive hours before he passed out of total exhaustion.  

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Ola's nu carveboard to surf on the asphalt paving when the ocean is flat. The reggy Baywatch dude inna de back.

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After some preliminary rounds with noass-Staxurd behind the steering wheel, we quickly decided that tjukken was more suitable for the job - Cooler looks, gangster style, more speed, more burning and deffy more aggressive inna de big city life of LA!

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We closed down the whole LA stay with one massif session at Golds Gym aka Martin's Gym in Venice Beach!
When parking the car onna de other side offa de street, tjukken was shocked to see that they have one special street crossing only for HeMan aka noass-Staxrud aka StoreMartin aka Jetlag-trøkket! They knew that we were coming, but what the føkk happened!? 

 

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 This is as far as we got with the camera though... Not allowed, and neither dared we to shoot some pics in there due to the fact that the massifness of illegal "vitamins and minerals" were flowing all ova da place and the biggest broilers (making even storeMartin turn into a 10 year old lilleMartin) brøling around...

Everyone laughed at tjukkeOla when he entered the gym, because the owner told him he was pretty much the fattest person in the gym for like 6-7 years!! Massif!!
 

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It was once again with great shock, disbelief and disappointment that Tjukken suddenly realized that the logo of Golds Gym Venice actually is picturing storeMartin!! Welcome to Martin's Gym Venice Beach - California. Non-massif!!!
 

Tjukken and NoAss outta Cali for now! Coming back with some fresh shit soon! Stay tuned for more broiled up action!!

Take care boss!

Tjukken - soon in a Martin's gym near you...

 

 

 

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